Sir, Miss,

domain uk2017.eu was registered with an intention to publish information concerning the Presidency of Council of Ministers of European Union which was to be assumed by United Kingdom between July and December 2017 (47AE).

However, on 23th June 2016 (46AE) did a 52% majority of population of Great Britain responded with answer "Leave the European Union" to the question:

Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

Hence, a so-called "Brexit" procedure has been initiated which shall be accompanied with following "side effects":

  • longitudinal devaluation of pound sterling (GBP) currency below the level of euro (EUR) curency
  • independence of Scotland and potentially Gibraltar
  • unification of North Ireland with Ireland
  • deepening of a rift between "the City" and "the countryside"
  • augmentation of anti-EU, separatist or even extremist sentiments across Europe (Netherlands: Wilders, France: LePen, Hungary: Orban... and other figures of minor importance)

All this in a moment when forces of start rattling their weaponry both in the East (Kadyrov, ISIS and other beasts) as well as in the West (Trump).

Given all this, the decision of majority of inhabitants of England and Wales has to be respected*, but nonetheless also classified as an act of utmost stupidity (whereby "stupid" is defined as "A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.")


Ladies & gentlemen, dear England - land of Shakespeare, home of B.Russel and J.R.R.Tolkien, craddle of Oxford and Cambridge, sepulchre of Alan Mathison Turing,

led astray by 2nd category farages, amotivated by the silence of Your Queen and princes, aspiring (in vain) to bring back the glory of Elisabethan and Victorian Empires, You have made a stupid decision. This decision will result in a divorce with the most fascinating sociopolitical project ever and shall, most probably, impoverish You more than any other act recorded in Your history ever did.

Next year, between July and December 2017 You were supposed to be responsible for EU Presidency. Covered by particular conditions which Your ex-PM had obtained for Thee, You could have been steering world-wide affairs again. But instead, You shall count Your pounds and brutes and fools (remember Jo Cox) - with no Master above them - shall exploit Your exhausted island evermore. And dumb howdie-rowdies already trample atop of it.


Mesdames, Messieurs, chere Petite Bretagne
Let it be known to Thee that EU is generous, EU forgets, EU embraces. So when You'll realize that virtues and values are more important than Your pounds and/or words of your acharismatic farages, Union shall be ready to embrace Thee again. But not as a constitutive member, not as a G7/Bloomberg/whatever superpower, but similiarly to any other country. Hence, when You'll come back to us - and in the world where everything involutes towards the ultimate Union we are certain that You will come to us - You will be evaluated with same principles as Slovakia or Croatia, as Ukraine or Moldovia, as Russia or Mongolia.

For that is what You have opted for and that is what Thou shallst become.


Union, 24th June 46AE
DDH

*as is the case in any divorce: hearts respect but brains don't understand